Alan R McDaniel Jr
08-04-2009, 07:20 PM
Fresh pork pan sausage
Fresh yard eggs fried in the drippings
Sourdough bread toast
Picante sauce over the eggs (Juevos Rancheros)
Fig Preserves
Cold Milk
Make no attempt to keep the ingredients from mixing on your plate, in fact encourage the mixture. Place a slab of egg on the corner of the toast topped by a half of a sausage patty. With a fork plaster fig preserves into the open areas between the sausage and egg and toast so as to hold them all together. As best you can drench the mound with egg yolk/fig/picante mixture from your plate and maneuver the toast corner and accoutrements into your mouth. This requires some skill or brute force whichever you prefer. Savor, masticate (come on guys, get a dictionary!) When the contents of your mouth reaches a consistency which allows you to open it slightly without leaking, take as large a drink of cold milk as you believe is possible and allow the mixture to flow down your throat.
This is much more enjoyable if done in solitude or at least in the absence of an old woman commenting on the process.
If I wasn't completely stuffed I would go do it again!
Alan
Fresh yard eggs fried in the drippings
Sourdough bread toast
Picante sauce over the eggs (Juevos Rancheros)
Fig Preserves
Cold Milk
Make no attempt to keep the ingredients from mixing on your plate, in fact encourage the mixture. Place a slab of egg on the corner of the toast topped by a half of a sausage patty. With a fork plaster fig preserves into the open areas between the sausage and egg and toast so as to hold them all together. As best you can drench the mound with egg yolk/fig/picante mixture from your plate and maneuver the toast corner and accoutrements into your mouth. This requires some skill or brute force whichever you prefer. Savor, masticate (come on guys, get a dictionary!) When the contents of your mouth reaches a consistency which allows you to open it slightly without leaking, take as large a drink of cold milk as you believe is possible and allow the mixture to flow down your throat.
This is much more enjoyable if done in solitude or at least in the absence of an old woman commenting on the process.
If I wasn't completely stuffed I would go do it again!
Alan