Greywolf
04-24-2009, 09:26 AM
The other night while tending the bar at Brownies I was listening in on a conversation wen't something like this....
A farmer, who had sold a plot of land to a city fella, was watching a lot of "strange goings on" over there where that pilgrim had built him a house.
There was a high fence all round the place, but the farmer could hear wild parties going on, many nights 'till dawn.
One evening as the farmer was exiting the barn after milking the cows, the pilgrim came riding past with a branch dragging behind his Beamer.
Farmer stops the pilgrim and asks whit in hell he is up to.
Pilgrim says, "oh my dogs got out and ran off up the road, I'm taking this "dogwood" branch out to bring em back."
Farmer laughs to hisself and says
"a dogwood branch?!!" "good luck pilgrim" "hope you find yer mutts".
An hour later, as the farmer was sitting in his porch rocker, down the road comes the pilgrim with his dogs following the branch.
Farmer scratches his head and says
"well as I live an breathe , I'd a never thought..." "It just dont make no sense!"
A couple days later, the farmer is listening to one of those wild parties going on down there at the pilgrims place, he's really getting curious as to what goes on down there.
As he steps out the barn door, here comes the pilgrim, and a friend, dragging long grey strips of something behind the Beamer.
Farmer stops him and asks what he's up to tonight.
Pilgrim says "duck tape"
"we're gonna go get some ducks!"
Farmer laughs quietly to hisself and says "good luck pilgrim, see you at the grocery store"
And walks off to the house to eat his supper.
An hour later, there the farmer sits in his porch rocker, watching the beautifull sunset, when suddenly the pilgrim goes slowly by and waves to him.
The beamer was loaded with ducks!
"What in tarnation?", the farmer thinks to hisself.
A few days later the farmer is coming out of the barn after milking and up the road comes the pilgrim dragging a bush.
farmer stops him and asks what he's up to tonight. "Dogsget away from ya again?
"No" says the pilgrim
"thats a pussywillow bush....'
"I'm gonn get me some......"
Farmer breaks in on him and says
"say no more"
"wait right here, I'm goin in the house to clean up a bit an a' commin with you!":D
A farmer, who had sold a plot of land to a city fella, was watching a lot of "strange goings on" over there where that pilgrim had built him a house.
There was a high fence all round the place, but the farmer could hear wild parties going on, many nights 'till dawn.
One evening as the farmer was exiting the barn after milking the cows, the pilgrim came riding past with a branch dragging behind his Beamer.
Farmer stops the pilgrim and asks whit in hell he is up to.
Pilgrim says, "oh my dogs got out and ran off up the road, I'm taking this "dogwood" branch out to bring em back."
Farmer laughs to hisself and says
"a dogwood branch?!!" "good luck pilgrim" "hope you find yer mutts".
An hour later, as the farmer was sitting in his porch rocker, down the road comes the pilgrim with his dogs following the branch.
Farmer scratches his head and says
"well as I live an breathe , I'd a never thought..." "It just dont make no sense!"
A couple days later, the farmer is listening to one of those wild parties going on down there at the pilgrims place, he's really getting curious as to what goes on down there.
As he steps out the barn door, here comes the pilgrim, and a friend, dragging long grey strips of something behind the Beamer.
Farmer stops him and asks what he's up to tonight.
Pilgrim says "duck tape"
"we're gonna go get some ducks!"
Farmer laughs quietly to hisself and says "good luck pilgrim, see you at the grocery store"
And walks off to the house to eat his supper.
An hour later, there the farmer sits in his porch rocker, watching the beautifull sunset, when suddenly the pilgrim goes slowly by and waves to him.
The beamer was loaded with ducks!
"What in tarnation?", the farmer thinks to hisself.
A few days later the farmer is coming out of the barn after milking and up the road comes the pilgrim dragging a bush.
farmer stops him and asks what he's up to tonight. "Dogsget away from ya again?
"No" says the pilgrim
"thats a pussywillow bush....'
"I'm gonn get me some......"
Farmer breaks in on him and says
"say no more"
"wait right here, I'm goin in the house to clean up a bit an a' commin with you!":D