E-BAY Mail Order Bride Arrived Today...

[Bill Gunn]

http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2250/777751/1363903/364754287.jpg

[ncboman]

Looks like she's an animal in bed...

but can she cook?

ncboman

[Twanger]

I can't decide if she's ugly or cute! :confused:

[dave-t.]

Dangit fellas, does she have a sister? :D

[Bushman]

Those nails look like they could use a trim too.

[Altjaeger]

There was that night at the bar near closing time...;)

[Greywolf]

Looks like she's an animal in bed...

but can she cook?

ncboman

I don't know if she can cook, but I bet she can eat a truckload at a settin,
Just look at them meat hooks

[Bill Gunn]

Hey...

As long as she shaves under those arms :p :p :p

And maybe those legs too....

She seems to like maple leaves, but they make her fart a lot. :o

[Greywolf]

Hey...

As long as she shaves under those arms :p :p :p

And maybe those legs too....

She seems to like maple leaves, but they make her fart a lot. :o


OK Bill,
What's her favorite wine:D

[Bill Gunn]

OK Bill,
What's her favorite wine:D

Right away she said,
"Let Me Out Of This Box"

I told her right then GW, "One more wine like that,
and you'll have a one way ticket to Fort Kent" :mad:

Ya gotta put your foot down "Right Now" with these foreign "Mail Ordered's".
They's got a Dollar Sign in one eye & a Statue Of Liberty in da other !! ;)

[DaveHawk]

You seem to go for them TREE HUGGERS Bill LOL

[Bayrat]

She looks like she'd be a bit slow ... but if you tree'd her right ...... :D

Bayrat

[venado]

'fraid I'd have to knock down a few for her to be a 10 at closing time..!

[Bill Gunn]

After 10 beers, who could say no to that smile :p:p:p