After a long life together,

[BILL K]

A couple made a
> deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
> the other of the afterlife.
>
> Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
>
> After a long life together, the husband was the first to
> die.
>
> True to his word, he made the first contact, ' Judy,
> Judy.....':
>
> 'Is that you, Steve?'
>
> 'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
>
> 'That's wonderful! What's it like?'
>
> 'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have
> breakfast and then it's
> off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm
> sun and then
> have sex a couple of more times.
>
> Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens),
> another romp around
> the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
> afternoon.
> After supper, it's back to the golf course again.
>
> Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some
> much needed sleep and
> then the next day it starts all over again.'
>
> 'Oh, Steve, you surely must be in heaven!'
>
> 'Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in
> Arizona .'

[Hi Ball]

Bill K...........I got to admit that put a big smile on my face this morning! I sure wish I had the energy of some of those rabbits.:D

[Twanger]

That's funny!
About a year ago I played some golf in Vegas and there were hundreds if not thousands of rabbits on the golf courses. I was REALLY wishing I had a bow instead of a golf club in my hands. I could probably fill the freezer with bunnies in just one week.